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Dinosaur Jokes & Puns

316 groan-worthy dinosaur jokes and puns for kids and big kids alike — T. rex one-liners, dino riddles and plenty of -saurus wordplay. Read them aloud, or flip to Puns mode on the home page for a random one.

• What do you call a dinosaur that's never late? A pronto-saurus.
• What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-you-think-he-saurus.
• What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog? A do-you-think-he-saurus rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that crashes its car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
• What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves pancakes? A tri-syrup-tops.
• Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
• What do you do when a dinosaur sneezes? Get out of the way and let it finish.
• What's a dinosaur's least favourite reindeer? Comet.
• Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
• What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? An eye-saur.
• What do you call a scared dinosaur? A nervous-rex.
• What does a triceratops sit on? Its tricera-bottom.
• How do you invite a dinosaur to lunch? Tea, Rex?
• What's a dinosaur's favourite playground ride? The dino-see-saw.
• What was T. rex's favourite number? Eight — because it ate everything.
• What do you call a polite dinosaur? A please-iosaur.
• What do you call a dinosaur at a rodeo? A bronco-saurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try, try, try-ceratops.
• What do you call a dinosaur in a cowboy hat? Tyrannosaurus Tex.
• What's a dinosaur's favourite kind of music? Rock — it's been around since the stone age.
• What do you call a dinosaur that does the dishes? A scrub-osaurus.
• What do you call an exploding dinosaur? Dino-mite.
• What do you call a dinosaur magician? Tyrannosaurus hex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the gym? A flex-osaurus.
• Old dinosaurs never die — they just become extinctly handsome fossils.
• That dinosaur joke was so bad it went extinct on arrival.
• The dinosaur comedian was a real prehis-scream.
• Dinosaurs tell the best jokes — their timing is prehis-toric.
• The stegosaurus made a great drummer; it had the best back-beat in the band.
• The brachiosaurus got a job operating a crane — it was a natural fit.
• The dinosaur baker kneaded a whole lot of dino-dough.
• I asked the T. rex for a high five, but it just left me hanging.
• Dinosaurs love a good fossil fuel — it really gets them going.
• The velociraptor was a swift thief of every conversation.
• A dinosaur's favourite Christmas carol is 'Tricera-bells'.
• The dinosaur went to therapy; it had too many prehis-stories to unpack.
• The dinosaur chef was eggs-ceptional at breakfast.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves spreadsheets? A calcu-raptor.
• What do you call a dinosaur that won't stop talking? A dino-bore.
• What do you call a dinosaur that paints? Pablo Pica-saur.
• What do you call a dinosaur DJ? A scratch-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur at the beach? A shore-asaurus.
• How does a dinosaur pay its bills? With Tyrannosaurus cheques.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's always cold? A brr-achiosaurus.
• Why did the T. rex only skip arm day? Because it never skips leg day.
• What do you call a dinosaur wearing headphones? Anything you want — it can't hear you.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves a tidy desk? An organise-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that tells dad jokes? A groan-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a sore loser? Saur about it.
• What do you call a dinosaur with great manners? A thank-you-very-much-osaurus.
• What do you call a tiny dinosaur with a big personality? A small fry-ceratops.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves bad puns? Pun-ranosaurus rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that bakes bread? A dino-sourdough.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's good with computers? A mega-byte rex.
• What's a dinosaur's favourite app? Insta-gram-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves rainy days? A petri-ch-osaur.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a great listener? All ears... well, no arms.
• Why was the little dinosaur sent to the principal? For dino-misbehaving.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves spicy salsa? A nacho-raptor.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's also a knight? Sir-asaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that won't share? A me-galosaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur with a wonderful singing voice? A melo-dino.
• What do you call a stylish dinosaur? Dino-sore eyes — in a good way.
• What's a dinosaur's favourite dessert? Dino-s'mores.
• What do you call a dinosaur taking the day off? A relaxo-saurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur in roller skates? A roll-asaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves to garden? A grow-mainasaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur weather forecaster? A meteor-ologist.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's afraid of small spaces? Claustro-saurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur referee? Tyrannosaurus refs.
• What do you call a dinosaur that delivers presents? Santa-saurus rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's lost? A where-dactyl.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves to dance? A boogie-saurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's good at maths? A try-and-add-ceratops.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the spotlight? A dino-star.
• What do you call a dinosaur with no manners? A rude-osaurus.
• What do you call a clumsy dinosaur? A trip-ceratops.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves to read? A book-osaurus rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's always positive? A bright-osaurus.
• What do you call a sad dinosaur? A dino-sob.
• What do you call a dinosaur with a sunburn? A dino-sore.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the cinema? A movie-raptor.
• What do you call a sneaky little dinosaur? A com-snog-nathus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that hogs the remote? A control-asaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's great at parties? The life of the prehis-party.
• What do you call a dinosaur barber? A short-back-and-sides-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a fast typist? A click-asaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur florist? A bouquet-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves to nap? A snooze-asaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a smooth talker? A charm-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that can't stop giggling? A tee-hee-rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur in a band? A rock-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves to bake cakes? A frost-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur lifeguard? A save-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur with perfect teeth? A floss-osaurus rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves to camp? A tent-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur on a diet? A less-is-more-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur astronaut? A blast-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that tells the future? A pre-dict-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur with a cold? A dino-sore throat.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the rain? A drizzle-saurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a great cook? A grill-asaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that always wins? A champ-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur poet? A verse-asaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the sun? A bask-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur with a great memory? A don't-forget-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves to travel? A roam-asaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that runs a tight ship? A captain-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves jokes about the past? A history buff-osaurus.
• Why don't dinosaurs ever win at cards? They always get caught with a fossil in their hand.
• Why are dinosaurs so good at telling time? They've had ages of practice.
• Why did the dinosaur bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house.
• Why was the dinosaur a great gardener? It had a prehis-toric green thumb.
• I'd tell you another dinosaur pun, but I'm afraid you'd find it un-bear-a-saurus.
• Why did the dinosaur bring a suitcase to the museum? To pack its prehis-stories.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves to code? A debug-osaurus rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's good at basketball? A slam-dunk-asaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur stuck in traffic? A T. rex in a jam.
• Why was the dinosaur such a good musician? It had perfect prehis-pitch.
• What's a dinosaur's favourite kind of bread? Dino-rye.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves to knit? A purl-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur lawyer? A litig-asaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's great at chess? A check-mate-osaurus.
• What's a dinosaur's favourite drink? A dino-soda.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves to recycle? A re-use-asaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's always hungry? A snacky-saurus.
• Why did the dinosaur eat the lightbulb? It wanted a light snack.
• What do you call a dinosaur baking pies? A crust-aceous rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the snow? A ski-rannosaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that fixes computers? An IT-rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves rollercoasters? A loop-asaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that always agrees? A yes-saurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur on the radio? A broad-cast-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves karaoke? A sing-a-saurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves comedy? A laugh-asaurus rex.
• What's a dinosaur's favourite school subject? Ancient history.
• What do you call a dinosaur photographer? A snap-tor.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves puzzles? A jig-saw-rus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves spicy wings? A hot-wing-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur with the hiccups? A hic-cup-tops.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves Halloween? A boo-saurus rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur in a suit? A business-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves to whisper? A hush-asaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's good at saving money? A frugal-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the moon? A luna-saurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's always sleepy? A yawn-osaurus.
• Knock knock. Who's there? Dino. Dino who? Dino why I keep telling these jokes!
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves smoothies? A blend-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur juggler? A throw-asaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the library? A quiet-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves grammar? A syntax-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a great teacher? A class-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves to bake cookies? A choc-chip-tops.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves maps? A navig-gator-saurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves spring? A bloom-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that tells the time? A clock-tops.
• Why don't dinosaurs ever pay full price? They wait for the prehis-toric sales.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves to surf? A wave-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur with a great tan? A bronze-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves painting walls? A roller-saurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that won't stop singing? A choir-annosaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the gym at sunrise? An early-bird-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that tells tall tales? A tall-tale-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the desert? A dry-ceratops.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a smooth dancer? A groove-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur with a stuffy nose? A dino-snorus.
• Why was the dinosaur great at football? It had a prehis-toric tackle.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves to garden in spring? A sprout-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that bakes fresh rolls? A dino-sourdough.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the seaside breeze? A sea-rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a famous chef? A grill-and-roar-saurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves science? An experi-mental-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that always tells the truth? An honest-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the night sky? A star-gaze-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that runs a bakery at dawn? A roll-of-thunder lizard.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves a bargain? A deal-o-saurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the opera? A high-note-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's good at painting portraits? An art-osaurus rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur with great rhythm? A drum-asaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves to bake muffins? A batter-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the gym? It only ever does megasquats.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves making lists? A check-list-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the cold pool? A brr-and-roar-saurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves reading maps of the past? A his-tour-guide.
• What's a dinosaur's favourite kind of pasta? Tyranno-spaghetti.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves tacos? A tricera-taco.
• What's a dinosaur's favourite cheese? Dino-mite cheddar.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves curry? A spice-osaurus.
• What's a dinosaur's favourite breakfast? Scrambled dino-eggs.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves sushi? A roll-asaurus rex.
• What's a dinosaur's favourite pizza topping? Extra prehis-toric pepperoni.
• What do you call a dinosaur that bakes bagels? A dino-dough rex.
• What's a dinosaur's favourite fruit? A dino-sour grape.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves soup? A slurp-asaurus.
• What's a dinosaur's favourite vegetable? Sp-roar-coli.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves ice cream? A scoop-asaurus.
• What's a dinosaur's favourite fast food? A mega-bite burger.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves honey? A bee-rex.
• What's a dinosaur's favourite dessert? Choc-late Cretaceous cake.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a dentist? A floss-and-roar-saurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a plumber? A pipe-tops.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's an electrician? A spark-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a pilot? A fly-by-rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a sailor? A see-saur-the-sea.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a builder? A construct-a-tops.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a doctor? A heal-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a chef? A saute-asaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a tailor? A stitch-osaurus rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a banker? A save-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a teacher? A lecture-saurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a scientist? A lab-rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a barista? A brew-tops.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a postie? A deliver-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a firefighter? A hose-asaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a farmer? A plough-tops.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a judge? A verdict-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a detective? A clue-rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a hairdresser? A trim-asaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's a librarian? A shush-asaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that plays cricket? A bowl-asaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that plays tennis? A serve-osaurus rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that plays golf? A tee-rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves boxing? A jab-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves swimming? A dive-asaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves cycling? A pedal-tops.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves skiing? A slope-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves bowling? A strike-osaurus rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves running races? A sprint-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the high jump? A leap-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves surfing? A wipe-out-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur referee with a whistle? A blow-the-whistle-tops.
• What do you call a dinosaur that plays guitar? A strum-asaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that plays piano? A key-rannosaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that plays trumpet? A toot-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that plays drums? A beat-osaurus rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur in a choir? A harmony-tops.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves jazz? A scat-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that raps? An MC-rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the violin? A fiddle-osaurus.
• What's a dinosaur's favourite song? Anything with a good prehis-toric beat.
• What do you call a dinosaur conductor? A maestro-saurus.
• What's a dinosaur's best subject? Pre-history.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves maths? An add-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves spelling? A let-ter-annosaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves geography? A globe-tops.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves art class? A paint-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves science class? An experi-tops.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves reading? A book-worm-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that does its homework early? A keen-osaurus.
• Why was the dinosaur good at history? It was there for most of it.
• Why did the dinosaur do well on the test? It had ages to study.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves gardening? A trowel-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves camping? A tent-rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves fishing? A reel-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves shopping? A spend-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves cleaning? A sweep-tops.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves painting nails? A polish-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves baking? A whisk-osaurus rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the cinema? A popcorn-tops.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves video games? A joystick-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves photography? A flash-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves dancing? A twist-osaurus rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves yoga? A bend-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves knitting scarves? A wool-rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves to travel? A wander-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the beach? A sandcastle-tops.
• What do you call a dinosaur in a thunderstorm? A bronto-storm.
• What do you call a dinosaur in the fog? A mist-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur on a sunny day? A bask-osaurus rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur in the wind? A gust-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur in a snowstorm? A flake-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves rainbows? A colour-tops.
• What do you call a dinosaur in autumn? A leaf-osaurus.
• I told my friend a dinosaur joke, but it didn't get a roar of laughter.
• The dinosaur stand-up show was a prehis-toric riot.
• I'm not saying the dinosaur was old, but its jokes were properly fossilised.
• The dinosaur quit the band — it just couldn't handle the rock and roar.
• My dinosaur pun fell flat, but at least it wasn't extinct on arrival... oh wait.
• The T. rex couldn't reach the top shelf, so it really had its arms full.
• That dinosaur exhibit was a-roar-able.
• The dinosaur chef's signature dish? Anything mega-saurus-y.
• The dinosaur loved a good debate — it always had the upper claw.
• The little dinosaur was a real ray of sunshine — an absolute beam-osaurus.
• The dinosaur opened a gym, and business was simply ROAR-some.
• The dinosaur's comedy career took off — it was a natural at prehis-stand-up.
• The dinosaur won the staring contest; it just wouldn't dino-blink.
• The dinosaur joined the orchestra and brought the house down with a single roar.
• The dinosaur was great at parties — it really knew how to break the ice age.
• The dinosaur baker's bread was so good it sold out in a prehis-toric flash.
• The dinosaur's favourite dance move? The bone-shaker.
• The dinosaur tried stand-up, and the crowd gave it a fossil-ovation.
• The dinosaur's diary was full of prehis-stories.
• The dinosaur was the best at hide and seek — it had millions of years of practice hiding.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves to bake cakes for friends? A treat-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the spotlight? A show-off-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's super kind? A sweet-osaurus rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that won't stop laughing? A giggle-tops.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves to nap in the sun? A doze-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that's always early? A prompt-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the gym mirror? A flex-and-roar-saurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves to hug? A squeeze-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the rain on the roof? A drip-tops.
• What do you call a dinosaur with great style? A trend-osaurus rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves a good nap? A snooze-tops.
• What do you call a dinosaur that tells secrets? A whisper-osaurus rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves spreadsheets and charts? A graph-osaurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves to bake at midnight? A moon-dough rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the circus? A juggle-tops.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves magic tricks? An abra-ca-saurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the farm? A hay-rex.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the city? A metro-saurus.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves the countryside? A meadow-tops.
• What do you call a dinosaur that loves a good book at bedtime? A story-saurus.

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